1) Leave a security gaurd at Mc Donald's a napkin as a tip and point it out to him.
2) Attempt to ride a bike, do a back-flip 360 under 1 meter jump.
3) Anger your neighbour's dog because it might bite your balls.
4) Not to help a couple of super drunk hot chicks because if drunk enough you might manage to slip your hand under one of their shirts without being noticed ;)
5) Mix beer, wine and votika together.
6) Take a slut to your prom
7) Have a job that includes toilet cleaning
8) Tell newgrounds you can suck your self off.
9) Mix your balls with super-glue
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Things you shouldn't do
Posted by HiniberusDelius - November 7th, 2007
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lol ive done
number 1 (with a waiter and a book-token *i DID point it out)
number 5 (ring of fire + dirty pint + mates that are bastards)
number 6 (my girlfriend was ill =[ )
you could have made a flash toon out of this in the old Animaniacs short
"Good idea Bad idea" style with just loads of little shorts ^^
Yeah but I acatually did that 1) with a friend.
For nr 5 that acatually happend to you? I had 3 shots of Votika Melon then 20 min later a full 1/2 bottle of red wine. Fuck me pretty badly.
For nr 6 well better to have gone off on your own.
Number 9.
?!?!?!
Best not to have 1 night stands incase the girl wakes up a bit too early... or is your neighbour with full access to your house.
Thanks, man. I'll keep a look out for the possibility of these things happening.
Welcome, anytime ;)
Why go to the prom on your own?
Well... I guess it's harder for guys.
You can't just ask your friend to ask the person you like if they like you
All of the other people who I knew were taken at the time and I wanted to take some one at least so I wouldn't be called a looser... I'd have saved my self more dignity if I didn't though
i have only done number 3, but i ran away just in time. I am not old enough to do the others, but i have one: never say fuck you to a whore, or bad things will happen.
They'll fuck you and give you Gonnoreah?
I'm gonna go ahead and assume these are from past experiences, they are pretty specific...
Not all of them, 2, 3, 7,8,9 I havn't done/happend to me :o
I'm bored so I'll just add some moar!
10) Attempt to sexually violate pretty much anyone.
11) Say black jokes in a black person's face or black person filled town
12) Become a religious fanatic
13) Attempt to wank with soap as a lube
14) Scratch your balls in public
15) Shout out "ZOMG I R 1337Z0RZ LAWL I PWN J00 NUB"
16) Tell the local bully that he is mean
I have been enlightened. And that makes all the difference!
Also doing 5 and 9 within the same hour will guarantee somebody recording it, and then lol'ing you to your funeral.
Hmmm, maybe sounds interesting to do. If there's a jack-ass you know tell 'em to do that then tell me xD
Okay, I'll be sure not to do any of those things.
That's what it's all about, warning you stuff that you shouldn't do.
you should have been called hibernius (HIGH-ber-KNEE-us) cus its a cool name ;)
I do wish at times it was my real name D:
and also, #13, i saw that thread xD
Yeah but I didn't mean it that way. I ment to use it because it's too slippery so your hand might slip up a bit too high and you might hurt alot.
swordkill
On the note of number 3, it's a little too late for Swordkill
HiniberusDelius
Haha sucks for him/you!